I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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