Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
