North Korea, Best Korea!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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