this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
