I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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