I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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