is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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