i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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