SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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