Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Randomize
