How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i think i have herpe
just one?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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