Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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