I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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