i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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