How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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