physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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