she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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