Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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