Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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