I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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