hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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