The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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