question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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