When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
this just has baby written all over it
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
We’re leaving where are you
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