Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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