Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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