They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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