I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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