I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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