Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I looked at my own cervix.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
