I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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