My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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