im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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