Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
