that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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