I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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