Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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