he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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