This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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