what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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