What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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