Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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