Christians are straight up FREAKS
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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