Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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