Someone shit on the floor
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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