so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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