can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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