I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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