My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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