Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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