oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
