oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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